THEME BY PISTACHI-O
chels is the worst → for those times when the “fuq u chels” tag just isn’t enough/a shels playlist.
TRACKS INCLUDE
Jerk Of The Week

you’re the jerk, jerk, jerk of the week
you’re a jerk and it’s your week
you really outdid yourself like a crazy super jerk

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

i hate everything about you
why do i 
love you?

The Bitch Song - Bowling For Soup

is it okay if i speak to you today?
you’ve been pissed off for a week now
and nothing i can say can make you look up or crack up
is anything that i can do?
anything to show you
you’re a bitch
but i love you anyway

When Did Your Heart Go Missing - Rooney

i’m waitin’, waitin’ for nothing
you’re leavin’, leavin’ me hanging
when did your heart go missing?

She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

she fucking hates mela la la lovei tried too hardand she tore my feelings like i had noneand ripped them away

Just The Girl - The Click Five

she’s cold and she’s cruel but she knows what she’s doing
knows just what to say so my whole day is ruined

Kiss With A Fist - Florence + The Machine

your slaps don’t stick 
your kicks don’t hit
so we remain the same

 I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

i’m not okay
i’m not okay
you wear me out

Please Don’t Leave Me - P!nk

i can be so mean when i wanna bei am capable of really anythingi can cut you into pieceswhen my heart is broken

She’s A Lady - Forever The Sickest Kids

i’m in love with a critic and a skeptic
i’d trade her
i’d trade her in a second

Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar

you’re a real tough cookie with a long history
of breakin’ little hearts like the one in me
that’s okay let’s see how you do it
put up your dukes
let’s get down to it!

Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects

when you see my face
hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
when you walk my way
hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

Stop! In The Name of Love - The Supremes

stop in the name of love
before you break my heart
think it over
haven’t i been good to you?

 Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

i thought i was a fool for no one
but oooh baby i’m a fool for you

Love the Way You Lie - Ariana Grande (cover)

on the first page of our story
the future seemed so bright
then this thing turned out so evil
don’t know why i’m so surprised

TRACKS INCLUDE

  • Jerk Of The Week

you’re the jerk, jerk, jerk of the week

you’re a jerk and it’s your week

you really outdid yourself like a crazy super jerk

  • I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

i hate everything about you

why do i 

love you?

  • The Bitch Song - Bowling For Soup

is it okay if i speak to you today?

you’ve been pissed off for a week now

and nothing i can say can make you look up or crack up

is anything that i can do?

anything to show you

you’re a bitch

but i love you anyway

  • When Did Your Heart Go Missing - Rooney

i’m waitin’, waitin’ for nothing

you’re leavin’, leavin’ me hanging

when did your heart go missing?

  • She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

she fucking hates me
la la la love
i tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like i had none
and ripped them away

  • Just The Girl - The Click Five

she’s cold and she’s cruel but she knows what she’s doing

knows just what to say so my whole day is ruined

  • Kiss With A Fist - Florence + The Machine

your slaps don’t stick 

your kicks don’t hit

so we remain the same

  •  I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

i’m not okay

i’m not okay

you wear me out

  • Please Don’t Leave Me - P!nk

i can be so mean when i wanna be
i am capable of really anything
i can cut you into pieces
when my heart is broken

  • She’s A Lady - Forever The Sickest Kids

i’m in love with a critic and a skeptic

i’d trade her

i’d trade her in a second

  • Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar

you’re a real tough cookie with a long history

of breakin’ little hearts like the one in me

that’s okay let’s see how you do it

put up your dukes

let’s get down to it!

  • Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects

when you see my face

hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

when you walk my way

hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

  • Stop! In The Name of Love - The Supremes

stop in the name of love

before you break my heart

think it over

haven’t i been good to you?

  •  Supermassive Black Hole - Muse


i thought i was a fool for no one

but oooh baby i’m a fool for you

  • Love the Way You Lie - Ariana Grande (cover)

on the first page of our story

the future seemed so bright

then this thing turned out so evil

don’t know why i’m so surprised

  1. i-mcalister said: omg
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  3. ara-gem said: THIS IS PERFECT THO OMFG YES
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  5. drippingmascara said: the problem is i know nearly all of these songs and they’re so perfect and i m re blogged everywhere i h8 u sm i love u ab om samantha b ye
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  8. kirk-wood said: Also I adore you for using Rooney on here <3
  9. blazecadwell said: i am screaming
  10. broadly-moored said: perfect
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